The Doulgas Getbud and Glernock In deep tend'n

Dec 17, 2008 6:49pm
“ velma is not a real person, is IT?? I think someone is trying to get everyone all wound up and it worked…in the meantime, what i don’t understand are the girls that wear pants past their butt holes. PUH LEASE! you are gross and generally FAT GIRLS! isn’t there a ‘indecent’ law?? (i have seen toilet paper in the hole—we ain’t talking cracks, we’re talking the hole…) barf me out ” - a DELETED post from one of our website commenters from earlier this year
Dec 17, 2008 6:31pm

Metal Caribener Chucked at Stuart’s Head

Our precious little Justus has just hucked a metal object at our dear reporter’s head.

“I knew I was in danger when I saw the wicked glint in his eye.” -John Stuart

“I saw the whole thing unfolding and I did absolutely nothing to stop it.” -Editor BBK

“I feared for my life. And then, I was angry at the child.” -Poor Stuart

Dec 16, 2008 5:05pm
This was found in our office recycling bin.  We don’t know whose it is. All we know is that it is very disturbing. Is there someone that works here that really believes in Hell Santa?

This was found in our office recycling bin. 

We don’t know whose it is.

All we know is that it is very disturbing.

Is there someone that works here that really believes in Hell Santa?
Dec 8, 2008 4:25pm
This Letter to Santa was written by a local primary school student. Simply tragic. For your information, we have resarched Parker’s Commander Cody costume.

This Letter to Santa was written by a local primary school student.

Simply tragic.

For your information, we have resarched Parker’s Commander Cody costume.

Nov 18, 2008 6:59pm
“ha ha you got kill” “your kill” -this was drawn in our office by a little boy named Justice

“ha ha you got kill”

“your kill”

-this was drawn in our office by a little boy named Justice
Nov 18, 2008 3:50pm
havin’ a hawg parteh!

havin’ a hawg parteh!
Nov 18, 2008 3:33pm
“ Supporting Obama is supporting socialism and tyernary by the Gov. You can’t be Muslin in faith and Christian at the same time. Such as Obama claims. You support him you support Terrist. Look at some of the people who he has been educated by. They want to kill the white man. Are you white and want to be killed. It is proven that he was born out side of the US. So if he is voted in that takes away the constitution and laws laid down in it. So much for your freedom of speech and right to bare arms that we were founded on. Maybe you like being a slave that is what will come. ” - a blogger on the website
Nov 14, 2008 7:11pm

Real Name

this name was recently stumbled upon in the office of the Tegdub paper.

“Loretta Baumfalk”

….that is all.

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